In some sort of crazy, alternate, someone-must've-replaced-me-with-another-version-of-me world, I'm going to clean today. It's Friday. I usually don't clean on Fridays. Why? Because tomorrow is Saturday, the day where I make my slav....ahem....I mean children clean. So here's how it works: The entire house gets cleaned on Saturday, it starts to get messy Sunday (of course) I might do some touch ups on Tuesday, but by Thursday, my "It's almost Saturday, why bother cleaning" attitude kicks in.
So why in the world am I cleaning on FRIDAY??? I have no idea (aside from the fact that the house is a disaster). This is why I think I may be sick and/or replaced with a different (probably better) version of myself. If you find the old me wandering around, please don't send her home until my house is clean. But I am going to need her when it's time to write, so give her directions, but maybe bad ones.
What is everyone up to this weekend?