I need to speak with the owner of Costco stat. I have a little complaint. Okay, so a really big complaint, as in the really big sized shampoo/conditioner bottles they sell. Can someone require them to have a pump, please? I mean, seriously. I'm in the shower this morning (I sure do talk a lot about the shower, sorry about that) trying to get a handful of conditioner out of the larger than life bottle. And aside from the fact that it is super slippery and weighs twenty pounds, it won't come out. Now this is a fairly new bottle, it's not like I'm scraping the barrel here. I mean, it's not even close to the point where I add water, put the lid back on, and shake until I have at least 2 more uses (3 if I'm lucky).
The flaw in the system is that the bottle is just too big. It needs two hands. But one hand is being held out, waiting in vain for the conditioner that the other hand is trying its hardest to squeeze out. Now let me tell you, it is important not to drop twenty pound bottles of conditioner, because they really hurt when they hit your foot (not that I know, I'm just saying). The only solution, I found out this morning, is to use one hand to smash the bottle up against your chin, and finally the blessed, tangle-reducing nectar flows into your hand. A pump would solve all my problems. I'm tired just thinking about the fact that I have to do this again tomorrow. Have I mentioned the bottle is huge? I'm going to have it for a while. I guess I'll just count it as my work out for the day and stop complaining. I think some things just aren't meant to be bought in bulk.