Are you lacking the proper amount of excitement to start your day? Do you wake up to the same boring cold cereal or toast day in and day out. Well, then you've come to the right place. I present to you, your ticket to a new experience:
Yes, it's a toaster. But it's not your average toaster. This toaster does more than just evenly brown your bread to golden deliciousness. This toaster also includes a game or a show. The game is called: "Uh, where did my toast go?" The rules are as follows: Stand with your back to the toaster getting your topping supplies ready (such as butter, jam, etc). Hear the toaster pop. Turn around to see the toaster mysteriously empty. Tilt your head in confusion. Look closer (thinking that perhaps the bread has somehow wedged itself into the deep inner workings of the toaster). Scratch your head when you don't find it. Extend your search. Find your toast a foot away from the toaster.
You are probably now saying to yourself: "Where can I find a toaster like this? I'm tired of my toaster gently raising my bread to where I can easily find it." And I don't blame you. Your toaster is definitely second rate......and weak. Why would you want normal when you can watch your toast do flips? So my advice to you is go out and get yourself this extra springy toaster or just stay at Jenn's house (like I did). And, by the way, when I told Jenn about her super exciting toaster, she said, "Really? What does your toaster do?" Exactly, what does my toaster do? Obviously a whole lot of nothing.