How about a game of Monday MadLib. Before reading the blue paragraph below, first provide the following words to fill in the blanks.
Verb ending in -ing:
Now, take your words and fill in the story below.
Kasie the _________ has once again been _________ her blog. When she is away, her readers become very, very _________ . This makes her feel extremely _________ . How dare she have a _________ outside the virtual world. When gone, it's not just her posts that are missed but her snarky _________ that she leaves throughout the blogosphere. Please, Kasie, don't _________ for so long again.
I will leave you with the answers my husband gave when I tested out the MadLib on him. (Please note that the first answer, like all his answers, were given without having read the paragraph. It's just a very big coincidence that it fits perfectly.)
Kasie the super, super sexy has once again been flagellating her blog. When she is away, her readers become very, very brilliant. This makes her feel extremely smelly. How dare she have a pie outside the virtual world. When gone, it's not just her posts that are missed but her snarky horses that she leaves throughout the blogosphere. Please, Kasie, don't spring for so long again.
yeah, I think I left my blog long enough for all my readers to leave me. gotta get their interest back!ReplyDelete
Oh, Kasie, I've so missed your snarky horses on my blog. PLEASE, come back!ReplyDelete
I'm about to have a big pie outside the virtual world because we are moving. So I will probably flagellate as well.ReplyDelete
What FUN! When I play this with my stepdaughter, she always uses her boy-crush's first name as the proper noun so he shows up over and over throughout the story.ReplyDelete
I've missed you too! I love reading your posts! :D I used to do MadLibs all the time! You are so funny! :)ReplyDelete
What? No adverbs. I don't want to play unless there's adverbs, she says snarkyly.ReplyDelete
*laughing* at the comments!ReplyDelete
oh, and you too - yes, laughing at, no wait, with you, too!... :-DReplyDelete
Your husband rocks. I love that he got "super sexy" right out of the gate. Clever man!ReplyDelete
The super sexy definitely should have earned him some brownie points, or at least some brownies.ReplyDelete
That made me laugh so hard I about spewed animal crackers (my healthy breakfast) out my nose. The I read Jessie's comment and it happened again. I think a giraffe head is lodged somewhere in my sinuses.ReplyDelete
Not a giraffe head! A rhino bottom would have been much less painful.ReplyDelete
I have nothing...
Totally love Madlib Monday.ReplyDelete
My blog has been in a coma for months now. Hopefully, I can put some life back into it soon.