Monday, February 23, 2009
And the Oscar goes to....
Okay, I'm not saying I was disappointed with last night's show. I'm not saying there was a certain movie that was neglected in every single category. A certain movie that I saw three times in the theater and am counting down 'til March 3rd when it comes out on DVD so that I can obsessively watch my favorite parts over and over again. No, I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying I thought I'd give out a few of my own awards. So here they are:
*Best romantic movie in the entire universe: Australia
*Best actor who can also sing and dance without coming off as cheesy: Hugh Jackman
*Best intense looks during fake horseriding scenes (what? It should totally be a category): Hugh Jackman
*Best Australian accent (ok, it's his real accent, but, sigh, it's so dreamy): Hugh Jackman
*Best bucket of water pouring: Hugh Jackman
*Best biceps: Hugh Jackman
Anyway, you get the picture. I had to do it. After all my bragging about Australia and Wolverine, you all know I was in heaven last night. I mean, first with the oscars and then the Barbara Walters special. Everything was coming up Hugh Jackman last night .... well, accept the awards themselves. Oh well, my awards are just as honorable, aren't they? So there you go, Hugh (yes, we're on a first name basis) I'm sure you don't need another award in your entire life after these.
P.S. There are no trophies that go along with these awards. Just the satisfaction of knowing you won them. And by the way, only one person voted....me.