Have you ever wanted to read the world’s most awesome book? Well hold on to your seat because now you can. This book is “Enchanted” meets “Star Wars” meets “Harry Potter” meets “Narnia” meets “Lord of the Rings” meets “Princess Diaries” meets “Twilight” meets “Shrek.” I know, sounds atrociously awesome, right? It is. But before I tell you about the book, let me tell you about me.
I’m a stay at home mom who’s done everything cool that you can ever think of and has decided to take her coolness and transfer it into a book. I graduated from college, but my degree has nothing to do with writing. I like food, especially chocolate. I also like the ocean. One day, I’m going to live by the ocean. After I get this book published, that is, because then I’ll be super rich. And if you want to be rich too, you should really sign me.
I have four kids who keep me super busy. But I’m also very good at ignoring them so that I can write. I think that makes me a multi-tasker. Or a neglector of all things non-writing related. Either one makes for a good client.
My book is about a seventeen year old girl who gets taken into another land and has to figure out how to get back. Now if you have read all the books/movies I mentioned above then you will have an even better understanding of my book. If you haven’t and want to save some time then just read my book because it has all the best elements from each, making it the pinnacle of awesomeness. Well, I’m certain I’ll be hearing from you soon because you would be crazy to pass up this opportunity.
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